Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
“average cat owner spends 3 years in prison” factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette’s mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
The curse of a mathematician is to work in a disliked field
It’s all fun and games until someone asks you what you do for a living and you’re like “math :D” and they reply something along the lines of “whoa I always hated math in school” or “wow you must be sooo smart” or “rather you than me because math fucking sucks” like what would you do if you hyped to me about something and I replied like that. Like replace math in these replies by history or astrophysics or social studies or literature or engineering or embroidery or writing and suddenly they turn into deranged things to say to people who love that.
Btw this always happens. At home during dinner with parents, catching up with old friends, at the hairdresser, making smalltalk at a social event, in the tags of my posts (especially weird since this is a MATH blog).
If any of these tags on my viral math post are yours that makes you the problem btw